Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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