K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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