ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
