is your mom at the bar?
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Also, beer. Big fan.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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