What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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