she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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