Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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