just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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