Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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