This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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