What a fucking waste of an outfit
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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