there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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