Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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