You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
