I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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