You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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