I got chris browned last night
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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