I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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