I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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