mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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