dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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