The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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