What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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