i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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