Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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