quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
