let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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