Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
