he wants to bone in the snuggie
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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