8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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