Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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