We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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