Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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