This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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