There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We are all done wearing pants today
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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