I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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