Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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