At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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