with your own penis?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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