are you still at the devil's house?
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
