how hairy? two words: wookie tits
reminds me of losing my job
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.