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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure

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  you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends

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• (818): View more from California

  That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.

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• (213): View more from California

  Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law

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• (646): View more from New York

  I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes

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