You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night