WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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