Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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