week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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