matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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