? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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