Dual....:-)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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