problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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