i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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