Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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