hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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