i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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