what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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