Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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